Be your own analyst
“I need answers, not a ticket in a queue”
For executives, investors & decision-makers
Before Sidecar
Ask an analyst. They’re busy — three-day turnaround. The first pass has the wrong date range. The second arrives Friday at 6pm. You review over the weekend, send follow-ups, and answers land Tuesday. The decision slips a week — or gets made without data.
The moment it clicks
A CEO asks about churn and gets a cohort heatmap in 30 seconds — instead of waiting three days for an analyst to respond.
With Sidecar
A real conversation — you ask, it works, results appear.
- 01Your database is already connected. “Pull Q2 churn, broken down by region, cohort, and product line.”
- 02The data loads into the workspace.
- 03“Show me a cohort retention heatmap — who’s churning, and when.”
- 04The heatmap renders.
- 05“That cluster in the 6-month enterprise cohort — what do they have in common?”
- 06It drills in: “These customers all share a gap in reporting exports. Here’s the list.”
- 07“Compare churn to Q1. Is it accelerating?”
- 08Answers in minutes. The board deck gets real data, not estimates.
Why this is impossible without execution
It needs live access to run actual queries, iterative exploration across many of them, and real cohort computation the model can’t honestly approximate. The decision-maker never writes a query — they just ask questions.
What you’d see
Output preview — a cohort retention heatmap, rows for monthly cohorts and columns for months since signup, with the enterprise 6-month cluster visibly darker than the cohorts around it.